My heathenry
vacillates between Crunchy Nature Mysticism and Free Religion for a Free and
Independent People. Sven and I are happy
to say we’ve begun the process of reconciling both.
This past
weekend, we took possession of a four-acre hacienda in the Arizona desert. For the time being we have to split time
between California and there. We bought
the hacienda from an older couple who were moving to Florida. The husband openly admitted being pagan and the
wife was wearing an “Orthodox Druid” t-shirt when we arrived on Saturday. They were finishing up the cleaning.
We had a barbecue
so the neighbours could say goodbye to them and meet us. All the houses are on big plots of land; our
four acres is typical. This means we’re
within eyesight of other houses, but getting to one involves some effort
because all the roads are dirt. Norse
homes would have been further apart, but we still have a harsh climate to
contend with to reach them. The Norse
grappled with winter and short growing seasons.
We will have to flourish in extreme heat and aridity. As with most peoples who live in harsh
climates, the neighbours are very friendly.
I’ve already been told I can get my first chickens from a family who
have a large flock.
Here’s what is on
the land currently. The house has
porches on four sides, including a screen-enclosed one (called an Arizona
room). There are desert climbing roses. There’s a fountain in the back which Sven is
“meh” about, but apparently the local birds adore it. There are enormous outbuildings that only
need ventilation and climate control to be breweries. There is an olive tree, an orange tree, a
grapefruit tree and a pecan tree. D., the
wife of Sven’s friend Karl, and I have many plans for those pecans. My own eggs plus my own pecans equals the
best pecan pie ever baked.
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Besides chickens,
the plan includes goats and gardens of heritage vegetables. More on that in another column.
Our hacienda is
also our temple. We’re very keen on
honouring the local nisse, and with those trees we have many. I poured wine to all of the trees on the
property and Sven introduced himself. There
is a large playhouse with a bridge leading up to it; Sven and I are in
negotiations as to whether it should be a meditation room or a small hof to
Odin, Thor, Frey and Loki. The farming
itself is a sacred act, and I think we are going to find ourselves invoking
Frey, Thor and Sif more than we ever had.
Saturday night
found several of us standing on top of an outbuilding, watching a magnificent
sunset and then an uncountable number of stars and a perfect view of the new
crescent moon. It’s the best, and only
going to get better, we think. Hail, and
blessed be.